"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Measures have
been put in place to avoid any further mishaps." "We deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
