lack the capacity to acquire nonsense in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any valueless matter whilst living within the great state of. No nonsense to be found here, sadly.
Regrettably, I can't acquire even a speck of excrement inside Ohio. No waste available in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the capacity to obtain even the smallest speck of junk during the time living within the enchanting state of. There is no crap to be found in this region, unfortunately. I am missing a single dung in OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to acquire even a tiny bit of junk while in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in this area, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have even a speck of shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am unable to acquire a single junk
during residing within the state of Ohio. No garbage in my possession, sadly. I lack the tiniest bit of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to have the slightest bit of waste whilst living within the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, unfortunately. I have no means to own even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to acquire the slightest bit of garbage while staying inside Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of dung within the great state of Ohio.
