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Am I the buffoon
who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the bonkers person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the scatterbrained individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am I the goon who exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the peabrain who occasionally lacks common sense?
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AITA for cancelling my wedding because fiancee almost got my
