"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an incidental clothing mishap." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Steps have been taken to prevent future
occurrences." "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."