unable to possess garbage in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain a single useless substance while
living inside the great state of. No junk in my possession, unfortunately.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to have a single waste within the state of. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately.
Can't acquire any waste within OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the capability to obtain a single nonsense during the time living in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am lacking a single dung within OH.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to possess a single crap while residing in Ohio. No junk to be found within Ohio, sadly. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am unable to possess even the smallest amount of waste during staying inside the state of Ohio.
No nonsense for me, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to have even a single feces whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No crap available here, unfortunately. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame
it is that I am unable to obtain any nonsense whilst staying within Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of feces within the great state of Ohio.
Can't Even Play Minecraft In Ohio
