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Am I the knucklehead who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the crazy person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the thick-headed individual who makes rash decisions
from time to time?
Am I the ninnyhammer who exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the goofball who occasionally lacks common sense?
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